The other day we were at a restaurant for lunch when Ben, age 13, proudly declared out of nowhere that he now “knows what the F-word means”. (That is to say, he knows what the word f*ck means, not than that he knows “the f-word means f*ck”. He already knew that.)
Great. Glad he’s expanding his intellectual horizons.
So how did you find that out? I asked him, expecting the source of this great revelation would be a friend or someone at school.
“The Dictionary.com app on my Ipod,” he tells us.
Thanks a lot Apple and the Dictionary! Stupid age of information. Corrupting America’s youth since the 1990’s.
1 comment:
Well, it's about f*cking time.
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