NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land, the rebuilding of our communities and the restoration of our normal and robust way of life.
Actually, if they don't get rain, then the answer is more like, "Muwahahahahahaha!! Watch as your butt-ignorant state goes up in flames!" But I'm sure Perry won't get the message.
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I think this will work as well as Mr. Obama's letter to the Congress "to end oil companies tax subsidies so the U.S can invest in green and alternative energy".
Yeah, I am sure they will get right on that.
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