So much for abstinence

Yes, abstinence-only education REALLY WORKS!

Sarah Palin's son Track and his wife of two months, Britta Hanson, are reportedly expecting a baby.

The news was first announced by Gawker, who published photos - ganked from Facebook - of a visibly pregnant "Britta Pie" at what appears to be a baby shower.

It certainly looks as though congratulations are in order.

While the reports of a pregnancy have not been confirmed - the Palins declined a request for comment from Gawker - if it is true, it seems very unlikely that the child was conceived within the last two months. Social mores dictate that expectant parents generally keep the news to themselves during the first trimester, and most women do not begin to show until well into the second trimester.

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Rosie Pope, 'pregnancy concierge' and star of the Bravo reality series Pregnant in Heels, told the Daily News that she is convinced Britta Hanson is well beyond the two month mark.

"I'd predict she is well into the second trimester, around six months, even seven," Pope said.

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Track Palin and Britta Hanson were married in a surprise wedding in May on a ski slope in Alaska. Sarah and Todd Palin as well as Britta's parents were in attendance.