The War has begun

Pity poor, oppressed Pat Robertson.

It's, well, Christmas all over again. The Grinch is trying to steal our holiday. It's been so beautiful, the nation comes together, we sing Christmas carols, we give gifts to each other, we have lighted trees, and it's just a beautiful thing. Atheists don't like our happiness, they don't want you to be happy, they want you to be miserable. They're miserable, so they want you to be miserable. So they want to steal your holiday away from you.

You may be surprised to discover that I think Pat Robertson is right.  He's absolutely correct.

I don't like Pat's happiness.  I don't want him to be happy.  I want him to be miserable.  I want to steal his holiday away from him.

The rest of the world?  Merry Christmas! if that's what you celebrate.  This atheist is looking forward to gifts, carols, and trees.  I wish you a happy time and hope you're not miserable.  Because I'm a compassionate human being and not a withered douchebag like Pat Robertson.