Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Nah nah nah nah!
Eric Cantor, House Majority Leader, the second-ranking Republican in the House of Representatives, and an all-around douchebag, just lost his primary to a little-known Tea Party candidate who wasn't taken seriously by anyone.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshole. You've made America a far worse place.
Unfortunately, the Tea Party nutter will also be a terrible Congressman if he wins. But at least he won't have Cantor's power. Plus, this result will scare even more Republicans in moving to the far right, and thus making it less likely they'll win in November.
So, this may be good for America.