Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Nah nah nah nah!

Eric Cantor, House Majority Leader, the second-ranking Republican in the House of Representatives, and an all-around douchebag, just lost his primary to a little-known Tea Party candidate who wasn't taken seriously by anyone.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshole. You've made America a far worse place.

Unfortunately, the Tea Party nutter will also be a terrible Congressman if he wins. But at least he won't have Cantor's power. Plus, this result will scare even more Republicans in moving to the far right, and thus making it less likely they'll win in November.

So, this may be good for America.


SJHoneywell said...

This is one of the things that scares me a little bit. Cantor was the devil we knew. He was and is an asshat and a powerful one, but the Tea Party nutter could be a lot worse.

Fingers crossed.

Ipecac said...

Mine too.

He'll be a lot worse as a human being (a hard task, certainly) but in any event he'll vote pretty much exactly the same way Cantor would have voted.

Plus, he's so nutty, there's a decent chance he'll implode before November and a Democrat will take the seat. :-)