Monday, September 07, 2015

Palin infects Trump

On August 28, Sarah Palin (R-Quitter) interviewed Donald Trump on One America News. Palin wants the position of Secretary of Energy in a Trump Administration (hahahahahahahahaha) in order to kill the Department (not kidding), presumably because she's a "job creator".

Apparently she is so charismatic and influential, her word salad verbal stylings infected Trump backwards in time.

On July 21, Trump said this:
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
I would wager every single penny I own, that if you went through ALL of President Obama's public utterings, seven years of public speaking pretty much every single day, you wouldn't find a single sentence, or paragraph or whatever this is, as incoherent as that mess above uttered by Trump.

But, as he says, he is one of the smartest people anywhere in the world. Which is presumably why he would hire Sarah Palin.

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