ImpeachedPresident says what? - Inventions

This week, our stable genius said the following during an interview at Davos, the annual gathering of super-villains in Switzerland.

“Well, you have to give him [Elon Musk] credit. I spoke to him very recently, and he’s also doing the rockets, he likes rockets, and, uh, he does good at rockets too… And I was worried about him because he’s one of our great geniuses, and we have to protect our geniuses. You know, we have to protect Thomas Edison, and we have to protect all of these people that, uh, came up with, originally, the light bulb and the wheel, and all of these things.”

Let's summarize, shall we?

Elon Musk does good at rockets.

We have to protect our geniuses, including Thomas Edison. (He'll be so relieved.)

And, most importantly, Americans invented the wheel!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Take that all other countries of the world! You morons were around centuries before us and you didn't invent the wheel. One wonders how you even survived without "the wheel". Your horse carts must have been hilarious looking.

Pictured: All other idiot countries before America.

And with that, we are, once more, great again.