Monday, March 24, 2025
Calvin and Hobbes
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Argle Bargle
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Wednesday, July 10, 2024
Classic Joke
This is one of my favorite jokes of all time. I still remember it some 40+ years after I saw it on The Muppet Show with guest star Christopher Reeve. It's queued up to 47 seconds.
Tuesday, February 27, 2024
Hardware Wars
I think about this every few years, but I haven't seen it in decades.
Monday, November 07, 2022
Monday, August 22, 2022
Wednesday, August 10, 2022
Redneck's reaction to Mar-a-Lago search
Trae Crowder is indeed brilliant. I love this guy.
Brilliant… really good points sandwiched in humor. Thought it was from @TheDailyShow. pic.twitter.com/w3XIUf4MrD
— Jason Kint (@jason_kint) August 10, 2022
From Trae Crowder in IA, NE, and MO 9/6-8
Tuesday, August 09, 2022
Theoretical, high-energy, quantum Google searches
Mar-a-Lago has been invaded!! It's the worst day ever!! Aargle bargle!!
Today's word is SCHADENFREUDE. It's a wonderfully specific German word which means feeling pleasure at the misfortune of others. (There is an English equivalent, epicaricacy, but who uses that or can even pronounce it?) I am definitely feeling some schadenfreude today!
FBI Executes Search Warrant on Trump's estate.
The raid is because the corrupt dumbass stole a bunch of historical documents from the White House which he was legally required to turn over to the National Archives. Those documents belong to the American people, and not to this thief.
Sunday, May 01, 2022
Wednesday, April 20, 2022
I am a child
I couldn't read this article without constant snickering.
Probing Uranus Is Top Priority This Decade, U.S. Science Advisors Say
The article contains such awesomely funny sentences as:
It calls for a spacecraft that will orbit Uranus and map its gravitational and magnetic fields.
The case for Uranus was made by a team led by Mark Hofstadter, a planetary scientist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, in a white paper.
Hilarious.
(Most of the commenters, who are obviously also 12 years old, agree.)
Which, not surprisingly, leads me to my favorite Futurama joke of all time.
Thursday, November 18, 2021
Treehouses of Horror
Every Halloween, I enjoy watching reruns of the many, many, many Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror episodes from the last 30+ years of the show. I was a Simpsons fan and watching when the very first one aired on October 25, 1990, and until the last dozen years or so watched them as they first aired. If you're not familiar, each episode is comprised of three self-contained story segments, originally almost all horror or sci-fi based, that aren't part of the actual show's canon, allowing the writers to tell any stories they want.

Before I reveal my conclusion, my two favorite years are IV and V, which include the segments Bart Simpson's Dracula, The Shinning, and Time and Punishment. But really, all six segments from those two years are great. And while the series is known to have fallen in quality over time, there are still some really good segments up through the first 20 seasons and a few beyond.
So how far did I get before I found an episode of no redeemable segments?
Treehouse of Horror XXII.
I was actually shocked that I went so far, but every previous episode had at least one good segment. XXII had zero. The Diving Bell and the Butterball (Homer is paralyzed and becomes a Spider-man who shoots webs out of his butt), Dial D for Diddily (wherein Ned becomes a serial killer) and In the Na'vi (a pathetic parody of Avatar), are absolutely terrible. Not the worst individual segments, but collectively making up the first episode with three awful segments.
On a final note, there are plenty of boring and terrible segments, but episode XXVIII's segment MMM… Homer actually starts with a well-deserved, Lisa-delivered warning about disgusting content. In this segment, Homer, staying alone as the family is out of town, discovers that he's delicious and eats himself (autosarcophagy) piece by piece. It's as terrible as it sounds. I won't watch this one again. Ugh.Monday, February 08, 2021
Super Bowl Whatever
Monday, April 06, 2020
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Saturday, November 02, 2019
Sooooo Presidential
When ISIS leader Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi was killed, it was finally the moment that Trump became President. Or maybe not.
We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing pic.twitter.com/Z8yfxSYWLd— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) October 29, 2019
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
Last Week Tonight: Legal Immigration
If you want to know more about the actual immigration problem we have in the United States, and want to be outraged and entertained at the same time, check this out.
All our problems have solutions. But until the wannabe Nazis are thrown out, the problems and the inhumanity will remain.
Wednesday, June 05, 2019
A SWAT Team and Pure Joy
This SNL sketch is from a couple of years ago. Hilarious, poignant and actually deep. One of my recent favorites.







