Monday, December 17, 2007

Earth to Leslie

During last night's Survivor finale, Leslie, the "Christian Radio Host" once again repeated the following statement (paraphrased):
"I''m not a religious person. But I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ."
Sorry, Leslie, but you can't logically follow sentence number one with sentence number two unless Jesus Christ is a guy who lives in your building or works in your office. If you're talking about the white guy with blue eyes and brown hair who likes white robes, the "Son of God," the "Lamb", "Redeemer", and "Savior" -- THAT Jesus Christ, then, you are indeed religious.

So stop saying you're not. It just makes you seem goofy.

And (spoiler ahead) it should be noted that the very deserving winner was Todd, the openly Gay Mormon. Take that, Utah!

5 comments:

Eric Haas said...

She obviously just has a different definition of “religious” than you do.

Ipecac said...

Sure. But what would that be?

ahtitan said...

Just a note: you should arrange for your spoiler alerts not to be directly above the bright blue name being spoiled.

Anonymous said...

She probably means that she doesn't go to church regularly.

Ipecac said...

Then she should say that.

Religious?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.