"A vast array of pharmaceuticals -- including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones -- have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans . . . To be sure, the concentrations of these pharmaceuticals are tiny, measured in quantities of parts per billion or trillion, far below the levels of a medical dose. Also, utilities insist their water is safe. CNN Article.That's incredible news!
You see, according to the theory of Homeopathy, an ill person can be treated using a substance that can produce, in a healthy person, symptoms similar to those of the illness. According to homeopaths, serial dilution, with shaking between each dilution, removes the toxic effects of the remedy while the qualities of the substance are retained by the diluent (water, sugar, or alcohol). This means that the tiny, tiny amounts of these drugs in public water supplies will completely prevent the occurrence of the illnesses these drugs are designed to combat!
So, no longer will Americans be subject to headaches, mood disorders, or convulsions! Simply by drinking tap water, all major illnesses will be cured. The evil pharmaceutical companies, constantly trying to poison Americans, have inadvertently triggered their own demise as these homeopathic dilutions will end all American health problems, thus making the pharma companies obsolete and unnecessary.
How great is that?
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