Yippee! A misogynistic, homophobic virgin who gets the final say on how millions of people conduct their sex lives is visiting the U.S. this week! And he's getting the royal treatment to boot!
Yes, it's Pope Benedict XVI on his U.S. tour!
President Bush will personally pick up the Pope from Andrews Air Force Base (an honor that no President has conferred on any other foreign leader EVER). A 12,000 strong crowd will be standing by at the White House to welcome his Holiness. He'll receive a 21-gun salute and he'll be treated to a lavish state dinner which, hilariously, he'll be unable to attend due to prior commitments.
I have just one bit of advice for the Pope.
Your holiness. Being a lifelong celibate and all, there are certain physical sensations you're probably not familiar with. While you're here in Washington, you may feel a strange tingling on your buttocks. Please don't panic. There's nothing to fear. It's just the President of the United States kissing your ass.
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Don't forget that he's a former member of the Hitler Youth, into the bargain.
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