The Pope recently confirmed the completely baseless, bass-ackward position of the Catholic church that contraception and artificial insemination are bad, M'Kay.
Ah, yes. Nothing like a billion followers and a doctrine of infallibility to encourage you to stick your uninformed opinion into whatever topic catches your fancy. I don’t have the followers or the infallibility, but I can do it too!"No mechanical technique can substitute the act of love that two married people exchange as a sign of a greater mystery," Benedict said.
Benedict expressed concern that human life risks losing its value in today's culture and worried that sex could "transform itself into a drug" that one partner had to have even against the will of the other.
Hey, all you tailgaters! Don’t you know it’s offensive and immoral to use charcoal or propane in your grills? You’re going to eternal torture unless you use wood-fired grills only. And don’t spice your meat with any kind of pepper, else it transform itself into a drug.
Now it’s your turn! Just pick a human activity in which you don’t participate, and which you know little about, and condemn those who enjoy it while offering ridiculous advice! Because if we were all like the Pope, the world would be a better place.
I’m not a particularly profane person. I don’t swear in mixed company and find those who do to be rather uncouth. Still, when confronted with this kind of Papal idiocy, I just want to say one thing.
Hey, Pope: STFU!
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