Warning: Spoilers Ahead

Here are the results of my quarterly blood test.

94 Glucose (great)
91 Total Cholesterol (less than 200 is desirable)
64 Triglycerides (less than 150 is normal)
39 LDL (bad) Cholesterol (less than 100 is optimal)
39 HDL (good) Cholesterol (slightly below normal of 40-50)
5.5 A1C (4-5.9 is normal)

In other words, my blood, and by extension, me, kick butt.

Take that you wuss, Diabetes.