Maybe not a Masters degree, but a BS degree would certainly be appropriate

Want a quick degree? If the Institute for Creation Research has its way, you'll be able to get a Masters Degree in Creation Science in Texas by attending a single class!

A Texas legislator is waging a war of biblical proportions against the science and education communities in the Lone Star State as he fights for a bill that would allow a private school that teaches creationism to grant a Master of Science degree in the subject.

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“I don’t believe I came from a salamander that crawled out of a swamp millions of years ago,” Berman told FOXNews.com. "I do believe in creationism. I do believe there are gaps in evolution.

"But when you ask someone who believes in evolution, if you ask one of the elitists who believes in evolution about the gaps, they’ll tell you that the debate is over, that there is no debate, evolution is the thing, it’s the only way to go.”

Oh, well if State Rep. Leo Berman (R-Tyler) believes there are gaps in evolution, that's good enough for me! I mean who wants to listen to all those "elitists", those scientists who have studied the evidence for years and conducted actual empirical research?!? Those guys are morons compared to State. Rep. Leo Berman (R-Tyler).

So how would one get such a degree? As I said above, it would take one class. Here's the complete syllabus:

GOD DID IT.

Once you've mastered the only answer that ever counts in Creation "Science", you're eligible for your degree! Oh, and good luck finding a "job".