I'll bet Captain Crunch makes at least seven figures

Sigh.

Chief of Staff John F. Kelly has told others about watching television with Trump and asking the president how much the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff earns. Trump guessed $5 million, according to people who were told the story by Kelly, startling the chief of staff. Kelly responded that he made less than $200,000. The president suggested he get a large raise and noted the number of stars on his uniform.

Trump must know that he himself is getting paid a measly $400,000 a year, right? Then again, maybe he considers that chump change and hasn't bothered to memorize the number. Then again, he is a cheap bastard who probably knows exactly how much he gets paid. In any event, he's really impressed by the number of stars, which means 25 star General Zapp Brannigan must earn all the monies.

Anyway, Trump is a dumbstupid.