He would only be responsible for all U.S. fiscal policy

Because we live in the darkest (and most stupid) timeline, Trump has nominated former pizza magnate, former GOP Presidential candidate, and 9-9-9'er, Herman Cain for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. Yeah, this is happening.

To minimize his chances of actually being approved by the Senate, Cain has decided to re-bring TEH STUPID.

“When God is ready for us not to have fossil fuels, he’ll find a way,” the former Godfather Pizza CEO told the audience at the Vickers Lecture Series at School of Business.  Link

Now, I don't believe in God, but I think that if I did, I might find the Earth turning into a scorched ball of dust except for the part flooding under dying oceans, threatening all life, might indicate that God is ready for us not to have fossil fuels. I think the invention of a variety of ever cheaper, carbon-neutral energy sources (wind, solar, geothermal) might also be considered a sign from God. But then, I'm just a stupid atheist.

Cain also likened himself to Dr. Martin Luther King, as one does, and said:

“You reach a point in your successful career where making more money isn’t inspiring enough.”

Yep.

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by their reaching a point where making more money isn't inspiring enough.”

He's EXACTLY like MLK!

It's uncanny.