Saturday, January 03, 2026

A shocking development no one would ever believe!

Noooo! I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, one of the top contenders for the Nobel Peace Prize would just invade a sovereign country like that! And here I thought Kamala Harris was the candidate most likely to get us into war. Who would have thought it?!?

Thanks, MAGA. And now we get to watch you spin on a dime to embrace America in a manufactured war. But at least President Bonespurs invaded Venezuela for the best of reasons. ::checks notes:: To steal their oil! Fantastic! Truly a great reason.

To be fair, regime change in Iraq and Afghanistan worked really well for George W. Bush, so I'm sure it'll be okay.

1 comment:

thevoid99 said...

Why is there never a good outcome in this? Is this why we're rated low in education? Doesn't anyone remember 9/11 in Chile back in 1973? Whoever is going to run Venezuela is nothing more than just a puppet. And here I am complaining about how bad 2025 is and had worries about 2026. Well... here we go again.