Thursday, March 20, 2008

The War Heats Up

Holy crap! Another attack on America in the War on Manta-terror!

Stingray leaps into boat and kills woman

It looks like the rays are winning this war. What with our troops locked in Afghanistan and Iraq, we haven't been able to focus our resources on this fishy, bat-esque menace. There have been three fatal stingray attacks within the past year. And yet the Administration continues to go on about those Al Qaeda posers.

Priorities people!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think we need to develop new nukes to take care of the flying stingray problem. Otherwise, the stingrays will win. Stingrays are obviously part of the fish axis of evil, along with piranhas.