From FOX News FOX & Friends show during what was I'm sure a very factual and intelligent discussion about inflation during the Christmas season, the conversation turned to the "birth of christ" as things do.
"I know we had this conversation before, but were the animals used, were their breaths used to heat Jesus?" Kilmeade wondered. "Remember the animals would go around because it was so cold in Bethlehem. I get them confused. It was so cold at that time, the animals breathed on him to keep him warm."
"Keep in mind," co-host Steve Doocy advised, "the story, I'm sure you remember this, the reason they were in essentially the stable was because there was no room at the inn."
"They weren't there because animals were going to breathe on them," Doocy added.
"I give them full credit for overcoming the capacity of the holiday season and finding a manger to have the baby," Kilmeade announced.
"It wasn't a holiday yet," Doocy pointed out.
"That's true," Kilmeade agreed after a moment of thought. "But there was a lot of people shopping."
"For a hotel," Doocy replied.
"Because it's a future holiday," Kilmeade concluded.
The Christmas holiday season in Bethlehem sure was crazy! It's a miracle Mary and Joseph even found a parking space! And I'm sure they were exhausted from those Christmas sales. Have you ever seen women during a holiday sale? Oh man, it's a madhouse! Amiright, fellas?
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I keep telling myself this is satire. It's how I manage to sleep at night.
But with Kilmeade, you never know.
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